happy mother’s day to all the teachers i accidentally called mom that one time
Crocodiles are easy. They try to kill and eat you. People are harder. Sometimes they pretend to be your friend first.
Steve Irwin (1962 - 2006)
gps: *says something*
everyone in car: *mocks gps pronunciation*
Fun drinking game: take a shot for every chapter you’re behind in textbook reading.
We waste so many days waiting for weekend. So many nights wanting morning. Our lust for future comfort is the biggest thief of life.
Joshua Glenn Clark (via psych-facts)